John is a tosser.  Don't listen to what John says, especially when he's writing articles about himself for his "about us" page.  He has no idea what to say and will just make stuff up.

Did you know that he once rolled 5 Nat 20s in a row?  Did you know that he single handedly killed the Vampire Lord after kicking down all the doors in his castle?  He also single handedly fought off Cthulhu and only failed one insanity check.

So don't listen to John.  Listen to Chuck instead.  Or Soregood.  But not John.  Also, don't listen to Chuck AND Soregood together.  That's a really bad idea!